Rock Star. (N)

There’s this song by R. Kelly called ‘Rockstar’ & personally I don’t have anything against rap artists & whatever but this song was complete bullshit!

Okay seriously, these people have nooo idea what its like to be a *rock* starr.

The word ‘rock’ itself suggests GUITARS & DRUMS & BASS! Rap artists do not have ANY of these things in their songs! [The beginning 2 second guitar sound does not count whatsoever]

If being naive was an excuse, I would’ve still forgiven them for making such a awful song, but as the lyrics go, ‘..I’m gonna strung your body your body like a guitar string..’

Seriously? Wow. I don’t think rockstars actually use such cheesy lines while foreplay.

According to wikipedia, ‘..A rock star or rockstar is a member of a successfull rock and roll band, or only an artist in the genre (the term usually implies celebrity status, or ‘stardom’)..’

WHAT PART OF ‘ROCK & ROLL’ DID LUDACRIS & R. KELLY NOT UNDERSTAND?!\

Adding Kid Rock to make this seem more ‘rock’ doesn’t count. Kid is an embarrassment to the rock world. Not only does he look horrible, he has no resemblance to a rock starr that ever lived, he dressed in frkkn wild west cowboy clothes in the music video of rock star.

As it goes, ROCK STARS do not go into writing detailed versions of their sex in songs, NEVER.

The song should most probably fail at the music charts. Horribly.

& DO THEY LOOK LIKE ROCK STARS TO YOU?!

FUTURE OF ROCK & ROLL?!

FUTURE OF ROCK & ROLL?!

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